oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship