Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.