gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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