Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.