I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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