My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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