Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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