did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Also, beer. Big fan.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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