I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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