Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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