and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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