fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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