I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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