Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
