It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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