i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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