My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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