weddingsv make me drug and hornr
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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