it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I could fuck to npr.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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