i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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