Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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