We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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