Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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