He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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