dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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