return my video game
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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