We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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