If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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