Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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