when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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