So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town