Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
