when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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