Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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