That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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