doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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