hell yes lets make some ravioli
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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