I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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