ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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