i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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