she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
this hospital has no fireball
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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