My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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