im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I will be naked everywhere
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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