my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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