yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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