after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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