it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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