i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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