Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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