You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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