Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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