But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he just fucked me for my cheese..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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