If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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