Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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