Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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