i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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