he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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