Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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